i heard a radio commercial for this thing thats only in brazil thats these dvds that when they heat up from spinning in the dvd player they smell like pizza its like a marketing thing to get you to buy pizza

i wanna listen to it over this 50 cent song so it sounds like basketball

someone find me a sound clip of like sneakers squeaking on the floor like if they drag like gym shoes

let the penis hit the boob

one time i saw a youtube comment on the video for bodies by drowning pool and it said “let the penis hit the boob” and straight up that will never not be funny as shit

i am i am the youth of the nation

i knew this girl that was really prude and strange and weird and wouldnt sit on boys beds because she was scared that they beat off in bed and the sperm was still in the bed and it would swim into her vag and impregnate her 

havnt been able to reblog myself with missing e since the update and i feel like i am missing out on making some really quality jokes

My grandpa calls texting faxing hes so cute

ive unfollowed so many people in the past 2 days for posting idiot shit about yahoo and tumblr

what if all the anons for the official tumblr diet isnt spam and its just like one guy with one blog sending the same message out to everyone